maturity? NO ROOM FOR THAT HERE!!

Once upon a time, there was this shy dorky girl with long hair and glasses. She had her 4 basic friends. Brandy, Robin, Malissa and Jennifer. Well one day back in 1996 or 1997, a nice guy joined the group of friends and started liking the shy dorky glasses wearing girl. His name was Ryan. He was a funny guy with a great sense of humor and sweet as can be. Had a natural talent for drawing and writing poetry (of which I still have)I think that would piss his wife right off now wouldn't it..maybe I should scan a few into facebook....ahh maybe..not. Don't need to be the shit stirrer!

So yesterday, I was sick as hell..went to work anyways toughed it out right? Came home slept all day from like 5:30 to about 7 this morning only waking up to pray to the porcelain God and go back to bed. My wonderful child woke me up as per the usual and then I checked my phone for any messages I might have gotten in my absence since I felt like I was pretty much absent from life yesterday. Low and behold, I get this email from my friend Ryan's wife


I AM RYAN WIFE
Gloria M P April 20 at 4:58am Report
DON'T EMAIL OR WRITE HIM , IF U DO I WILL DRIVE TO WHERE U ARE @ and break u r kneck

OK so, I think I found Ryan on here sometime last year and all we did was talk about our families, not even about our past or anything and I get this. This is from the woman that Ryan always talked so highly of and I thought was great for Ryan. Apparently and obviously my opinion of this woman has changed drastically. If I was single, Ryan is not the man I would go after. He is not my type. He is way too nice and just makes a great friend! So I reply

Crystal H K April 20 at 6:59am
Really? Wow.


Sooo apparently word gets to Ryan's mom..oh meanwhile Ryan is in Iraq defending his country and doing his job and now has this drama on top of his already difficult duty, lowering concentration on the task at hand because some unnessary crap has gone down at home! I haven't spoken to Ryan in months last I did speak to him he was having a little trouble with one of his step sons and I was telling him my latests on potty training troubles with Brandon. His mother hasn't said 2 words to me since junior prom, then out of the blue today writes this to me.

My son, Ryan! My daughter in law.
Wendy M. R April 20 at 3:57pm Report
Come on, you guys were only 16 years old! Puleeeeeze! clean it up, girl!

to which my reply was....

Crystal H K April 20 at 4:32pm
What? Really? She sent me an email telling me she will break my "kneck" and I need to clean it up? I haven't talked to ryan in months and when I did it was about our families so just leave me alone and have ryan delete me if its a problem!


I am pretty pissy that she even said anything to me. I mean 14 years ago was the last time I even talked to her and I asked Ryan how she was doing some time back.
So now I look at Ryan's friend list and count 10 women. 1 being his wife and 1 being his mother. He has 66 friends total. I don't know what happened between them, but I want no part of it! Leave me out of your drama..frankly if he would have just deleted me off of his friends list, I wouldn't have even noticed it for days more than likely.